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Added: Jun 2, 2008

From: katiebean08

Duration: 3:1

This is a spoof on the Moldy Peaches song "Anyone Else but You" we've taken the music and inserted the basic plot of Bram Stoker's Dracula into the lyrics. Considering we put this all together in less than 5 hours, we think it's pretty nifty. Enjoy! *P.S. No copyright infringement intended! Lyrics: The Novel Starts with Jonathan Harker He goes to transylvania where life's a lot darker I don't see why he would go when he was warned Dumb S*** He went to the castle where he met the count He got very scared to a great amount He was stuck but he escaped Eventually Mina loves Jon and her best friend is Lucy Lucy gets in trouble and boy it's a doozy 'Cause Dracula's come from Transylvania To kill her Three men fight to win Lucy's heart But she falls in love and chooses Art Dr. Seward and Quincy stick around In the plot Lucy starts to waste away They bring in Van Helsing to save the day Everyone gives her a transfusion of blood Still she dies Meanwhile Harker's going insane Dracula's crap's gone and screwed up his brain But Mina's always there to help in out Fo Sho Do do do do do do do do do do do Do do do do do do do do do do do Do do do do do do do do do do do Do Mina and Jonathan Harker get hitched Meanwhile Lucy's corpse is bewitched She's trying to get the blood of little children that B**** Van Helsing Quincy Dr. Seward and Art Go to Lucy's tomb and stab her in the heart Then they chop her head off for good measure Now she's really dead Van Helsing Sends Mina a note That her friends dead and it's no joke She and Jonathan decide to join the men Against the count They track Dracula down and they almost catch him He escapes to Transylvania and they follow to fetch him Jon kills the count in front of his castle We're almost done The group only has one casualty And that's the brave man called Quincy Jon and Mina named their first son after him The end

Channel: Entertainment

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Rating: 4.85 (13 ratings)    Views: 954' favoriteCount='11    Comments: 12

JackYourSparrow Says:

Jun 3, 2008 - I will never again be able to watch Dracula without picturing Cabbage Patch dolls with mustaches.

dddaaaannnnn Says:

Jun 27, 2008 - haha wow this is very clever

katiebean08 Says:

Jun 27, 2008 - Why thank you. :)

ChrisTube90 Says:

Jun 27, 2008 - I notice you are getting more and more views, and a comment :]]] I'm working hard, don't worry this VIDEO WILL GET NOTICED :)

xEverythingSpecialx Says:

Jun 27, 2008 - this is really good lol :)

lovewaitsforever Says:

Jun 27, 2008 - Hahahha this is really cute and funny. The song is amazing

notafraid2livex3 Says:

Jun 27, 2008 - aww that was cute. I loved it.

amywisewatsonbaum Says:

Jun 28, 2008 - That was very neat!

HHSQUAD Says:

Jul 2, 2008 - If you have a butterfly catcher and instead of catching butterflies you caught great ideas, this is what all the great ideas would add up too. Cute film and well composed.

empro11 Says:

Jul 11, 2008 - thts funny

CandyCandy08 Says:

Jul 25, 2008 - bestest spoof ever! ( :

joeljmorris Says:

Oct 2, 2008 - That was awesome!!! I never comment but that was really cute!