Jerry Seinfeld Stand-up in New York Vol. 5

Prix21 Says:

Jul 25, 2008 - The ludge!!

beefMERCIFUL Says:

Jul 26, 2008 - that very last joke about "glug glug glug who cares that's for people who don't know what the hell they're doin' i'm a pro" just kills me. sometimes, that's my exact perception of humanity.

halo009009 Says:

Aug 1, 2008 - huge ass penis's

Verve001 Says:

Aug 2, 2008 - I've been doing pushups since I was a fetus...lol

Stillzzzzz Says:

Aug 8, 2008 - lol, the luge!!! that broke my gut!!!

xalmost619x Says:

Aug 14, 2008 - swimming and strangling a guy lol!!!!!!

invader545 Says:

Aug 16, 2008 - "I'va been doing push-ups since I was a fetus" xDDDD

NoGuy15 Says:

Aug 18, 2008 - seinfeld is fuckin hilarious

TakenForAFool Says:

Aug 19, 2008 - I don't remember when, but I'm pretty sure that I've actually sung that exact "I don't want to die" song before....pretty strange!

mikeyobie123 Says:

Aug 22, 2008 - oh he pointed his toes this guys a tremendous athelte lmfao

BroccoliKiller Says:

Aug 27, 2008 - This Is My First Time Watching His Stand-Up, & It's Amazing!!! I Just Might Have A New Fav. Comedian. =]

Trustmeimastomach Says:

Sep 2, 2008 - If i had a pimple i would've won!

leodungen Says:

Sep 5, 2008 - seinfeld is the only comedian that can talk about basically ANYTHING and make it work

sydneydude1988 Says:

Sep 9, 2008 - push up since i was a fetus

liban4life93 Says:

Sep 10, 2008 - ive seen this video like 50 times, and i laugh my ass off every time!!!!!

Dracowrath1 Says:

Sep 11, 2008 - hes one of the only comedians I know that doesnt swear a lot to be funny

sonicavenga Says:

Sep 13, 2008 - That whole part about athletes winning by one-hundredth of a second, he stole from a comedian called Al Lubell way back. Amazing that he's still usng it.

backpage80 Says:

Sep 19, 2008 - greatest guy in the world, never heard of him! haha! sooo funny. in the tomb than doing the ulogy. funny! Dry clean only the only label human beings respect. -Classic!:)

Kapzter Says:

Sep 19, 2008 - im in the library and im listening this while studying and im dying trying not to make a sound...hilarious

heytoguy Says:

Sep 20, 2008 - It's not bob-sled, it's just bob!

Kwaj Says:

Sep 24, 2008 - "The luge is the only sport I've ever seen that you could have people competing in it against their will, and it would be exactly the same. Y'know, if they were just grabbing people off the street, 'Hey, hey, hey, what is this? I don't wanna be in the luge!'" ROFL!! I love that bit! XD

LordHines420 Says:

Sep 27, 2008 - lol

elecguitar Says:

Oct 2, 2008 - the whole thing he did with the cows, he already used that in the show wtf?? hahaha its alright stilla very funny guy

Shrum0101 Says:

Oct 3, 2008 - living is good, dieing is..not so good

Gojirobe Says:

Oct 4, 2008 - "World record. Didn't even want to do it!" :))