A JoBromance {{ Chapter 104 }}

Added: May 16, 2008

From: JonasBrothersLvr4Eva

Duration: 0:40

..::3 Months Later::.. Everyone is on the bus. Jessica's belly has gotten much bigger with only 2 months to go. The concerts were going very well, they were a HIT!!!! Currently, everyone is watching T.V. Joe: Ugh! I hate this show! Kev, change it PLEASE!!!! Kevin: Come on! I LOVE this show. Maria: Guys, pick a show and quit fighting. Caroline: I have an idea. (takes the remote) I'll pick. (puts on the horse channel) Joe & Kevin: NOOOOOO WAY!!!! Nick: Give me THAT!! (take it) Ya know what, I'LL choose. Caroline: (crosses her arms) Nick: (changes the channel to MTV) There, ya happy?? Joe: I guess this is alright. On the T.V., suddenly a huge picture comes on the screen of Jessica the announcer is talking. TV: Breaking News!!! It seems as though Little Ms, Mrs. Kevin Jonas is PREGNANT!! Either that or she's putting on an teeny bit too much weight. Jessica: (mouth opens wide) TV: Turn to Channel 7 for the full report --Original Program comes on-- Jessica: (in shock) Kevin: Dear LORD!! NICK!!! Put on CHANNEL 7!!!! Nick: (changes the channel) --On The TV-- Anchor 1: So, Lyss, tell us your breaking news, I'm sure we're all dying to hear it. Lyss: Sure, Sue. Well, in recent shots of Kevin Jonas' wife, we've noticed an extremely large stomach. Now, it's definitely not weight, we know that. So what is it? Find out, after the break. --Commercial Comes On-- Commercial: Dirty Mouth?? Clean it up! With all new ORBIT WHITE MINT-MOJETO!!! [[Author's Note: First commercial that came to mind, I LOVE those!! lol. I'm weird]] --News Comes Back On-- Sue: Ok, Lyss, so we looked at the pictures during the break, also, and we've noticed somthing abruptly wrong with this shot. It seems as though she is with Joseph, the middle brother and not her husband, Kevin, the eldest of the brothers. Now, Lyss, is she having an affair, do we assume? Lyss: We actually can believe that she is having an affair and that she is pregnant. But, is Joseph the father of the baby or babIES, shall we say? Sue: Yes, but don't they have those purity rings. I guess nothing can be certain when you're famous. Lyss: I guess not. Coming up next, more where there new items found in the limo in which Miley Cyrus died in??? Stay tuned. --Nick turns off the TV-- Jessica: Oh my god. Joe: Maria, you gotta believe me, I didn't do anything!! I just took her to get raspberry coffee. Caroline: Ew!! RASPBERRY COFFEE?!?!?! Whoever hearda that?!?! Nick: Not me! That is DISGUSTING!!! Maria: It's ok, Joe, I believe you. Caroline: Jess, how are you holdin' up? Jessica: I...I...and the TV...Lyss...news...baby...Joe....huh???? Kevin: Oh god!! A new rumor. They just wanna start something!!! Jessica: (in shock) KEVIN!!! What am I supposed to do?!!?! --Kevin's Phone Rings-- Kevin: (answers it) Hello? Luke: Hey, it's Luke. Kevin: Oh hey Luke. Luke: Listen, babe, we gotta get rid of these girlies. No more girlies on the bus or anywhere, clear up the ruma and then get those girls outta the way, no more girlies!! Kevin: No, she's my wife and she's pregnant!! Luke: Oh, so she IS pregnant with Joe's baby. Kevin: NO!!! With MINE!! Luke: How can you be so sure? Kevin: I'm the only one who had sex with her!!!!! Luke: How can you be sure? Kevin: I just am, Luke. Joseph would never do that to me, he loves Maria. It's just a picture. Luke: Just get those girlies off that bus and outta site. NO MORE GIRLIES!!! Kevin: NO LUKE!!! NO!!! Luke: Listen!! If you don't get those girlies away and outta the pikcha, you're gonna see a lotta trouble in yer fucha. Kevin: You're not the boss of me Luke! Luke: No, but I pretty much control yer career. Kevin: I don't care, Luke!! She's my wife and she's pregnant!!! Luke: Listen, Kev, baby, ya gonna get a lotta publicity. BAD publicity! And I--I mean you--don't need that. Kevin: I can handle it! Luke: NO!!! *hangs up* --------------------------------------- What will happen?!?!? Do the "girlies" have to go bye bye??? OH CRAP!!! Tune in for Chapter 105 tomorrow!!!

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